Our Birthday Present to Zedwork

[SirOverskill]

Hello everyone,

As some of you already know, we have been traveling the world recently. We have seen the mysterious grandeur of the ruins of Angkor Wat, the busy heart of Hanoi, the rugged majesty of the untamed landscape of New Zealand. Yet none of this compares to the true greatest land on the planet - Zedwork Zurvival. And today, my friends, is no ordinary day. Today we come together to celebrate the anniversary of the birth of this glorious server. And what a birthday it is.

We have long pondered how we can honour this occasion. What present could we give for Zedwork's birthday? My first proposal was to mail Zedwick an envelope full of Vaseline. Cuttle argued instead send him a parcel of exotic meat and eggs. However neither of these good ideas were possible unfortunately, as Zedwick for some reason refused to give us his address. Instead, we decided to release a special edition of our greatest novel, never seen before. I don't want to give any spoilers, so let me just tell you it contains secrets some people would rather you didn't know. Based on a true story. You can find this book here: http://docdro.id/aEveFAN

Enjoy, and thanks to everyone for being for such a great community (except Zedwick). We've had some fun over the years. Here's to another 100 more birthdays!

[Cuttlemaster]

Wow thanks sir_overskill, im so glad our magnun opus can finally be seen by the world. I must say it has been a pleasure to work with you.

[SirOverskill]

Good to hear Cuttlemaster, my old bean. I must say I'm just glad to see this beauty of a novel available to the public. Couldn't have asked for a better or more dedicated partner in this most important of tasks.

[Treiskaideka]

I've supplied some cake at Zen.
Come around and have a bite!

[The1Shaw]

Thanks you guys for that great read, it really brightened up my Sunday.

[Forseth]

That's very nice of you SirOverskill and Cuttlemaster. Thank you for that

And happy birthday Zedwork ZZ.

[Cuttlemaster]

Thanks for the praise guys, it's really great. Although it should be more about me, because I did do most of the work.

[SirOverskill]

"Most of the work" you say? Maybe you wrote 1/3 at best. And most of that had to be removed to fit the romance ending in. I definitely deserve a lot of praise. Even just for putting up with you, I deserve a few good hours of congratulations.

[Cuttlemaster]

Ok bucko you want to play nasty? Then here's the deŕal. You didn't even work on the real copy. I just gave you a piece of paper each time and let you doodle. I am the true hero here. I am wonderful and great and you are not. Kuttle is King. Book, me. You, no.