Our Birthday Present to Zedwork

Hello everyone,
As some of you already know, we have been traveling the world recently. We have seen the mysterious grandeur of the ruins of Angkor Wat, the busy heart of Hanoi, the rugged majesty of the untamed landscape of New Zealand. Yet none of this compares to the true greatest land on the planet - Zedwork Zurvival. And today, my friends, is no ordinary day. Today we come together to celebrate the anniversary of the birth of this glorious server. And what a birthday it is.

We have long pondered how we can honour this occasion. What present could we give for Zedwork's birthday? My first proposal was to mail Zedwick an envelope full of Vaseline. Cuttle argued instead send him a parcel of exotic meat and eggs. However neither of these good ideas were possible unfortunately, as Zedwick for some reason refused to give us his address. Instead, we decided to release a special edition of our greatest novel, never seen before. I don't want to give any spoilers, so let me just tell you it contains secrets some people would rather you didn't know. Based on a true story. You can find this book here: http://docdro.id/aEveFAN
Enjoy, and thanks to everyone for being for such a great community (except Zedwick). We've had some fun over the years. Here's to another 100 more birthdays!
As some of you already know, we have been traveling the world recently. We have seen the mysterious grandeur of the ruins of Angkor Wat, the busy heart of Hanoi, the rugged majesty of the untamed landscape of New Zealand. Yet none of this compares to the true greatest land on the planet - Zedwork Zurvival. And today, my friends, is no ordinary day. Today we come together to celebrate the anniversary of the birth of this glorious server. And what a birthday it is.

We have long pondered how we can honour this occasion. What present could we give for Zedwork's birthday? My first proposal was to mail Zedwick an envelope full of Vaseline. Cuttle argued instead send him a parcel of exotic meat and eggs. However neither of these good ideas were possible unfortunately, as Zedwick for some reason refused to give us his address. Instead, we decided to release a special edition of our greatest novel, never seen before. I don't want to give any spoilers, so let me just tell you it contains secrets some people would rather you didn't know. Based on a true story. You can find this book here: http://docdro.id/aEveFAN
Enjoy, and thanks to everyone for being for such a great community (except Zedwick). We've had some fun over the years. Here's to another 100 more birthdays!